Podcasting different.

  • No self-absorbed, stream-of-consciousness, potty-mouth, "just listen to me ramble while I'm drunk" Beavis and Butthead crapcasting.
  • No 10 minutes worth of content stretched out to a mind-numbing 45-minute borecast.
  • No radio jock "wannabes" who couldn't cut it as commerical DJs or show hosts so they've gone into the basement to work on their vanitycasts.
  • No "castecasts"-- you know, the ones where the "podcasting pioneers" just sit around and talk about the "good old days" and play each other's promos ad nauseum.
What WILL it become?
That's up to us.

For more info, contact: NPN@shurikensystems.com

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Introducing...NinjaCast- the Secret Art of Ninja Marketing!

Why EVERYTHING You Know About Marketing is WRONG

-- and how the Secret Art of NINJA MARKETING
can Supercharge your Business --

You heard me. EVERYTHING you THOUGHT you knew about marketing is WRONG. Or at least 99% of it is. The fact is that unless you are over 90 years old, virtually all of the so-called marketing you've been exposed to is hocus pocus that has little (or in some cases, nothing) to do with getting people to take out a stack of greenbacks and buy something from you.

And face it. If no one buys anything from you, there's no "bread and bananas" money to feed your kids. It doesn't matter how clever, entertaining-- or even memorable-- your advertising is, it won't put food on the table. Last time I checked, the guy at the checkout counter at the local Safeway isn't impressed by a "Cleo."

"So what IS the NinjaCast?"

  • FAST- 10-15 minutes max. Bite-size chunks so you can get back the the business of dominating your marketplace!
  • RESULT-ORIENTED- you will get stuff in that 15 minutes that will dramatically improve the way you do your marketing right now.
  • POINTED-- and to the point. I don't have a lot of time to waste and neither do you. Yes, it's brash and perhaps irreverent...and if you don't like it, just SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE and DON'T COME BACK!

Obviously, in a 10-15 minute chunk we can't do everything, but we can do a lot, including:

  • talk about clear and compelling examples of Ninja Marketing concepts
  • laugh at hilarious and pathetic counter examples of "status quo" marketing and advertising
  • Review specific and current ads, trends, marketing campaigns
  • Give real recommendations on books, training and tools of the trade
  • Listen to "Ninja Shopper" calls- you'll actually hear how lame most companies are in how they present themselves to customers
  • Give actual usable samples of headlines, sales letters, copywriting, design tips and templates

So, you interested?

Here's my promise:

IF you pay attention and actually do some of the stuff we'll discuss, the NinjaCast will be, minute for minute, absolutely the most PROFITABLE time you'll spend plugged into your stupid iPod.

Check it out, and... Man Your Battle Stations!















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Monday, August 22, 2005

Introducing...GhostKnocking!

Otherworldly Poetry
by Bethany Haug

Whispers from the shadowworld just beyond our perception.

Answer the door.














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Introducing...skypodia!

YOUR Answers...to Life's Questions...

Thought-provoking questions. Unfiltered Answers. From people of all ages, from all countries, from all perspectives. An "audio wiki" of wisdom collected via Skype, normal telephone and MP3 submissions.

What's YOUR answer?















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